Jul, 30 2023
by Cedric Windrifter
Alright, my sea-loving friends, let's dive into the mystic ocean of mythology and fish out the reason why our fins-tastic mermaids croon to those burly sailors. Now, legend has it, these siren-like lasses belt out their tunes not for the next American Idol, but to lure the seafarers towards their treacherous rocks. It's like their version of GPS, but with a twist - 'turn right at the next coral, then straight to your doom'. Kind of morbid, I know, but hey, a mermaid's gotta eat, right? So next time you hear a melody at sea, pop in your earplugs and row, row, row your boat merrily away!